考試週 賤嘴創意笑話 A fruitful conversation earlier today inspired the following two jokes

話說有一對柏拉圖式戀愛的男女
女：我不喜歡沒有『功能性(functional)』的東西
男：我也是，farewell, my love
女：Likewise
O.S. That might be why Platonic love is hard to find.



An average-looking (with unique character) young man was walking with his pals. Two guys knew that he had a GF who could literally have his baby anytime. They joked about his active sex life. Suddenly,he said calmly: "Have never held her hand."
Two men were shocked, "How come? Liar!"
He said: "True! On our first date, I told her that hand-holding is sacred and must be saved for the wedding night. To be precise, I introduced her the notion of progressive dating (moves) backwards."